Tonight's show

If you're in the Washington, NJ area, come see a mediocre stand-up comedy show.
I got asked to host a show tonight at the Washington Theatre in Washington, NJ. I didn't know there was such a town, but I'm learning something new about NJ every day.
I went to the website to look at the venue, it's www.thewashingtontheatre.com.

John Poveromo, a decent comic on the rise, contacted me about hosting this event. Why not? He said the guy who runs the theatre wanted comedy so they're trying something new. It's me, John, and Vinnie Nariello.. aka DJ Garlic (That's another story).
None of us are by any means headliners. Still, I thought, we're all decent comics and it's in an area not used to having stand-up comedy. Hopefully, this will be fun.
Well, after looking at the website, I learned, well at least I hope, there are three theaters in this one venue.
We are just one. Our show starts at 10. In the other two theatres, the Pineapple Express is at 9:30 and The 3 hour Dark Knight starts at 7.
It's my first gig in a multiplex. If we can drag people away from Seth Rogen and the number movie at the box office of all time, to come see the three average Joe guys of Jersey, who have a combined total of maybe 60 minutes of material, our audience will be glad they came.
For anyone who wants to say fuck you to Hollywood and visit the live star power of theater 1, then please come out.